Month: January 2022
TRUE OPINION: CANCEL LIKE A PRO! Tame The Impaler
TRUE OPINION: More Tame, Less Tamed
DUCK THESE QUACKED GUYS! Man arrested over duck decapitation murder in Mittagong, friend waddles away
CHRISTENSEN THE C*NT! The many loopy theories of the “colourful” George Christensen
TRUE OPINION: How good is Australia at being f*cked
PRINCE ANDREW FOR GOVERNOR-GENERAL! You know it makes (non)sense
The formerly honourable Prince Andrew is on the lookout for a new job after being stripped of his military roles and royal titles this week and no longer able to use the moniker “his Royal Highness”. It comes on the back of a US court ruling that found he could be sued for sexual abuse over his connections to elite child sex traffickers, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Surely he’d make a fine candidate for Australia’s next Governor-General, suggests Gary Johnston.