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EXCLUSIVE: The convicted celebrity paedophile, Jeremy Kewley, is attempting to resume his acting career just months after his release from prison, with the highly dangerous sex offender even travelling from town-to-town in regional Victoria to perform to unsuspecting audiences at festivals featuring youth theatre groups. Horrifyingly, it can now be revealed that one of Kewley’s performances was delivered at a school and is said to have been a “chilling and sickening” monologue about the rape of a teenage girl.

In yet a further example of the intertwined and unhealthy relationship between the corporate media and the Federal Government in Australia, goons from Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s Liberal Party have threatened members of Canberra’s Press Gallery to not provide media coverage of The New Liberals Party ahead of the upcoming federal election, writes the party’s leader Victor Kline.

EXCLUSIVE: Having recently resigned as lord mayor of Melbourne following a number of sexual harassment claims, it can now be revealed that Liberal Party heavyweight Robert Doyle once got a teenage girl to sign a confidentiality agreement after she was sexually harassed by another sleazy politician who made crude remarks to her in person and over the phone.