Some far right White racist North American sheila is trying to sue us Aussie battlers saying our articles are false. HERE’S WHY LAUREN SOUTHERN IS F*CKING WRONG & OUR TRUTH IS 25% BETTER!

EXCLUSIVE: It’s a political scandal crossing party lines rocking Canberra. Caught in between: a young, idealistic adviser sacked by Labor senator, Kristina Keneally, over a text message about a friend’s torrid relationship built on false notions with the former high-profile Liberal MP and billionaire pub baron, Craig Laundy. But the secret affair has now also sensationally led to Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s right-hand man, Yaron Finkelstein, issuing threats of defamation against True Crime News Weekly for daring to report allegations of ‘sexual inappropriateness’ and this very story in the public interest. This investigation by Matilda Duncan.

He was once the 80s Aussie tv heart-throb with the throbbing mullet and Neighbours fame that stretched all the way to the UK, but actor Craig McLachlan is now cast as an alleged sexual pervert in his own real-life creepy soap opera turned legal drama, writes our intrepid reporter Lois Lane.

The federal election’s results will be a good barometer to measure just how f*cked up Australia is, writes Kieran Butler.