TRUE OPINION: Three Sheets to the Wind – Scott Morrison & his “quiet Australians”

EXCLUSIVE: The shady Paladin company tasked with providing security and basic services to refugees stuck on Manus Island is now involved in an another controversy, with claims it ignored complaints from its own employees about an Australian guard sexually assaulting other staff.

Vote for the Liberal Party at this year’s federal election if you want more lies, rape and corruption, advises Kieran Butler.

EXCLUSIVE: About to fall on his sword as he stumbles around in an alcohol soaked miasma from personal disaster to political calamity and back again, True Crime News Weekly can now reveal that Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce is rumoured to have engaged in a potentially corrupt sexual affair with a powerful political lobbyist and allegedly may have even exchanged political favours for sex while he was a married man claiming to uphold ‘traditional family values’.