TRUE OPINION: What the world needs now? Love. Sweet Love. It’s schmaltzy. But real. There’s just too little of it.

A young university tutor has received a lesson in ‘higher education’ after a recent night out ended with him naked and yelling incoherently in a hotel carpark before telling police he was tripping balls on “tons and tons and tons and tons of acid”.

EXCLUSIVE: A Victoria Police officer is still collecting his full weekly pay cheque after being suspended today over a horrific incident of police brutality that almost left a man dead last week at Flinders Street Station in Melbourne. Serkan Ozturk reports.

EXCLUSIVE: Our resident satirist Kieran Butler has been in contact with an ex-Border Force employee who has spoken with a former colleague who was involved directly in the deportation of Australian Open champion, Novak Djokovic.