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“THE BONKING BEETROOT”: Deputy PM and “homewrecker” Barnaby Joyce rumoured to have traded sex for favours with powerful Canberra lobbyist
EXCLUSIVE: About to fall on his sword as he stumbles around in an alcohol soaked miasma from personal disaster to political calamity and back again, True Crime News Weekly can now reveal that Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce is rumoured to have engaged in a potentially corrupt sexual affair with a powerful political lobbyist and allegedly may have even exchanged political favours for sex while he was a married man claiming to uphold ‘traditional family values’.
ASSAULTS & BASHINGS
DRUGGED UP WOMAN BASHER? News Corp silent on booze & cocaine culture as Sky News exec, Rob Raschke, guilty of assaulting wife
EXCLUSIVE: News Corp have remained silent on a possible alcohol and cocaine culture prevalent within its management ranks after a senior Sky News executive pleaded guilty to assaulting his wife last week and was ordered by a court to stay away from her while under the influence of booze and other drugs.
LAW & ORDER
THEM NEWS CORP IDIOTS AT IT AGAIN! Daily Telegraph forced to apologise to high-profile lawyer Adam Houda after disgraceful lies about being the brother of dangerous alleged criminal
EXCLUSIVE: The silly and dangerous clowns over at News Corp have done it once again, this time forced to apologise to prominent Sydney lawyer Adam Houda after the Daily Telegraph this week published disgraceful lies he was the brother of a violent man arrested for allegedly shooting another man in the foot at a Western Sydney gym.
Oh I fucking love this! I’m going to be contributing to your Patreon. Joe is nothing but an irrelevant Murdoch puppet and he should be thanking Jordan for getting his name trending for once.
As my friend and I were saying, watching this episode of FriendlyJordies about Joe Hildebrand was like seeing your teenage son shirtfront your pool cleaner.
High-achieving son that is.
I watched the video FriendlyJordies made about Hildebrand and I thought it was a tiny bit too harsh for a tad too long and sent Jordan a message saying as much. I have just discovered that Hildebrand was obnoxious towards Rosie Batty and is a completely brain-dead Murdoch puppet. Now if anything Jordy’s video seems mild. In my opinion Joe Hildebrand is like one of those sly, sniveling kids at school that seems too weak to be a problem but does a stronger bully’s dirty work.
Pleasing! I learnt the word “oleaginous” when I couldn’t solve the crossword recently. Seeing Mr. Hildebrand will help me remember it from now on.
Whoever this friendlyjordies guy is he seems to have an obsession. And he’s under the mistaken belief he’s funny. I’d recommend a career change.
Hi Joe!